
I’ll try!…Or maybe not, it’s almost impossible.
~Chris

I’ll try!…Or maybe not, it’s almost impossible.
~Chris
Oooooo….I wish I could….
But that’s physically impossible. Unless you want me to get surgery. But you don’t want that right?….Right? 
~Chris

Pfffffft I can’t take you seriously any more, Chris. Please, just stop.
~Robert
So are you.
~Chris
Why thank you, I don’t work very hard for my prettyness~
~Jeremy
Thank you! My party is going to be super big. All of Australia is invited!
As for who’s jumping out my cake…I don’t know.

Robert and Jeremy refused to tell me. Between you and me, I have this sneaking suspicion it’s Tom though.
~Chris
~Jeremy
Sorry anon, but Tom is right now. No homo though.
~Chris
No. I have my dogs to sleep with and a few poptarts.
~Jeremy

Do you see what you reduced me to?
~Chris
I know, I’m sexy right?
~Jeremy
But, I have a perfectly comfy bed.
In different parts of the USA mostly.
I might have over twenty beds.
No, I’m not a bed hoarder. 
~Jeremy
I love you. There’s your love. And your bed is terribly uncomfortable. Just sayin’.
~Chris

I’ll think about it. How about that?
~Chris
You guys made me happy with 15 followers. I know that isn’t much for a guy like me to go nuts over but, I love that. So yeah, you guys are pretty cool.
But you should really ask us some more questions. Cause that would make me love you and you know you want some Jeremy love.
~Jeremy
YES. We love you guys for following us! This is how much I love you.
~Chris
Let you love me or kangaroo over here?
Cause I love, love.
And I stretch with those guys everyday. With my paint ball gun.
~Jeremy
You can love me
Screw you Jeremy.
~Chris
Sorry, Chris, I’m not gay.
~Jeremy
You didn’t complain last night when you were.
~Chris
~Jeremy