frenchgays sent: Of course not! Stay pretty! Just... tone it down a bit.

I’ll try!…Or maybe not, it’s almost impossible.

~Chris

frenchgays sent: Seriously though. Can you guys stop being pretty.

Oooooo….I wish I could….



But that’s physically impossible. Unless you want me to get surgery. But you don’t want that right?….Right?


~Chris

Pfffffft I can’t take you seriously any more, Chris. Please, just stop.

~Robert

frenchgays sent: You guys are all so pretty.

So are you.

~Chris

Why thank you, I don’t work very hard for my prettyness~



~Jeremy

czeri sent: Happy Birthday, Chris!!! May you never run out of poptarts! As for a question, erm, just how big a party are you having today? And who's jumping out of the cake, Jeremy or Robert?

Thank you! My party is going to be super big. All of Australia is invited!
As for who’s jumping out my cake…I don’t know.

Robert and Jeremy refused to tell me. Between you and me, I have this sneaking suspicion it’s Tom though.

~Chris

~Jeremy

Anonymous sent: Can I sleep in between you two?

Sorry anon, but Tom is right now. No homo though.

~Chris


No. I have my dogs to sleep with and a few poptarts.

~Jeremy

dinosaursandkittens sent: I love you both. Jeremy especially. Sorry Chris.



Do you see what you reduced me to?

~Chris


I know, I’m sexy right?


~Jeremy

Anonymous sent: Get in my bed?. There I asked a question. Where's my love?

But, I have a perfectly comfy bed.


In different parts of the USA mostly.

I might have over twenty beds.


No, I’m not a bed hoarder.


~Jeremy



I love you. There’s your love. And your bed is terribly uncomfortable. Just sayin’.

~Chris

Anonymous sent: So. Come visit Nicaragua Central America.

I’ll think about it. How about that?

~Chris

LOVE ALL THE FOLLOWERS

You guys made me happy with 15 followers. I know that isn’t much for a guy like me to go nuts over but, I love that. So yeah, you guys are pretty cool.



But you should really ask us some more questions. Cause that would make me love you and you know you want some Jeremy love.





~Jeremy

YES. We love you guys for following us! This is how much I love you.



~Chris

Anonymous sent: LET ME LOVE YOU! And then LETS STRETCH BITCHEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D

Let you love me or kangaroo over here?


Cause I love, love.





And I stretch with those guys everyday. With my paint ball gun.




~Jeremy

You can love me



Screw you Jeremy.

~Chris


Sorry, Chris, I’m not gay.




~Jeremy

You didn’t complain last night when you were.



~Chris



~Jeremy